You told us rolling felt like filling progress bars. Fair. So we rebuilt it from the ground up: every step is now something you actually do, with the mouse, on the tray in front of you.
A proper view of the tray
- Press E at a tray and the camera settles above it with a free cursor. No more rolling while the camera swings around every time you move the mouse.
- You point, you hold Left Mouse, you move. That is all the controls there are.
- E or Esc backs out at any point, and nothing is used up.
Six real steps
- Grind: hold the lid and circle it, round and steady. Whirl it too fast and you shred it to dust.
- Crutch: roll the card into a filter with a drag, then drop it onto the glowing mark at the end of the paper.
- Sprinkle: point and hold to pour. Keep an even line along the crease and build it up to the little dots. Anything that lands on the tray is wasted.
- Roll and tuck: move the mouse forward and back to pack it into shape, then tuck the edge. Go too fast and it slips (it gets a little more forgiving every time).
- Lick: lift it up and run along the gum strip, end to end.
- Twist: circle the tip, one way, to close it.
A careful roll takes about half a minute.
Styles and grades
- Pick a style in the strain picker with 1 / 2 / 3:
- Classic: the everyday joint.
- Pinner: skinny. Uses less weed, burns quicker, hits a little lighter.
- Party cone: big. Uses more weed, burns long and hits harder.
- Every joint gets a grade: Sloppy, Decent, Tight or Perfect. A score card at the end shows how each step went.
- It is a gentle effect, never a punishment. Tight and Perfect joints burn slower and hit a touch harder. Sloppy ones burn fast, and some of them canoe: they burn down one side, and everyone can see it.
- Your inventory shows the style and grade of every joint, for example "Blue Dream (tight pinner)".
Better hands, better props
- New, slimmer hands that actually hold things: a hand spread on the grinder lid that turns with you, and fingers pinching both ends of the roll. The sprinkle is hands-free so you can see the pour. The gum strip darkens where you have licked it.
- The joint you roll is the joint you smoke: pinners are skinny, party cones are fat.
Rolling with friends
- Friends standing nearby watch your roll live: the grinder, the pour, the roll and the lick, as it happens.
- The first couple of times you roll, a small tip box explains each step. After that it gets out of your way.
Journal
- New stats: Perfect rolls, best roll score, party cones rolled, tight pinners, canoes smoked.
- Six new trophies, including Perfect Cone, Rolling Artist (10 Perfect joints), Flawless (score 95+) and Canoe Captain.
Fixes
- One of the bike racks on the football pitch faced straight into a floodlight pole. It moved.